Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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