That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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