i just google imaged poop.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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