the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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