Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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