at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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