you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I fill condoms, not promises.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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