What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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