New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
All I want is dick and wine.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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