It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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