At least make sure they are 18
Why
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He felt like a one man threesome
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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