You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You pole danced in your parka.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
