He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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