Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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