So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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