I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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