There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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