with your own penis?
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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