yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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