How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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