No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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