North Korea, Best Korea!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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