i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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