yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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