Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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