I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He has the fingertips of a God
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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