She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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