This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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