I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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