Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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