it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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