Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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