I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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