i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
