dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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