my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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