just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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