the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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