she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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