everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This is classic penis vs brain.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Shame is for Republicans.
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