Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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