I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
