you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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