Don't you send me to vm
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
No stitches, just platelets and will power
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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