my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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