is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
The adults are the big ones right?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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