From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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