i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
What a dumb baby whore.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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