i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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