She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
