For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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