You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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