Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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